Trump Will Improve Checks and Balances by Getting Rid of Federal Judges

President Donald Trump announced today his new plan to strengthen constitutional system of the United States. He says his first act of order will be to improve federal checks and balances by getting rid of federal judges. He told reporters:

“Folks, federal judges are hugely overrated. They make everyone unsafe and they force me to make racist comments and say other not nice things. The whole world is laughing at us because of our federal judges.

My new system without federal judges will be so much better for checks and balances. From now on, all the checks and balances will be provided only by the Supreme Court justices that I appoint.

Everything will be so much more balanced — I don’t want to brag, but it will be the most balanced thing ever created in government. We will have so much balance people will start getting tired of it all being so balanced.”

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