Putin Retaliates for Sanctions by Ordering White House to Cut Its Staff

Russian President Vladimir Putin announced on Sunday that Russia would retaliate against the new sanctions bill passed by Congress by ordering the United States to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia by 755 employees. Today...

White House and Bill Cosby Will Form An Impenetrable Unit on Sexual Assaults

On Sunday, President Donald Trump tweeted that he and Putin discussed “an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded…” After harsh criticism from fellow Republicans,...

Trump is Overjoyed With Anticipation of Meeting His Boss for the First Time

Today Donald Trump is scheduled to meet his boss and the informal leader of the White House – Vladimir Putin. Sources in the White House say that Trump has been overwhelmed by the anticipation...

Trump Will Beat North Korea by Sending the “Men Who Stare at the Goats”

After yesterday announcing he will withdraw from the Paris climate accord, President Donald Trump today announced that he will destroy the North Korea’s ruling regime by deploying the most lethal weapon in his possession...

Trump Will Fire Congressional Committees Investigating Russia-Trump Collusion

Last week President Trump's unexpected decision to fire FBI Director Comey created a political firestorm. Trump called Comey the "showboat". There were rumors that previously Trump asked Comey for his loyalty and he refused. President...

House Republicans Proud to Have Tried Depriving Poor People of Healthcare

Last Thursday House Republicans voted to repeal the Obamacare (217-214). Not a single Democrat voted for the repeal. Most of the House Republicans who voted for the repeal told us today that after a week...

Kim Jong-un Reaffirms His Commitment to Destroy the World

Last Sunday North Korea attempted a medium-range missile test but the missile blew up almost immediately after the launch. Today North Korea also warned the United States it would be obliterated: "In the case...