Trump’s Interview Shows His Self-Delusion Remains at Reassuringly Steady Levels

Recently, some of President Trump's most passionate supporters may have been worried that the president was at times showing disturbing signs of common sense. President Trump's most recent New York Times interview should lay to rest such worries. Among other things Trump said:

Mueller Stress Disorder is the Leading Health Complaint in the Trump White House

In a new health study published today scientists report that the Mueller stress disorder has become the number one health complaint in the Trump White House. Many senior aides who worked in the Trump campaign...

Trump Says It’s Very Unfair to Him that Las Vegas Shooter Wasn’t a Muslim

President Donald Trump today accused Las Vegas shooter Steven Paddock of being very unfair to him: "Folks, what happened in Vegas was so shocking: it happened so fast and nobody, nobody could be prepared that...

White House Announces New Show ‘Pardoning Apprentice’

After the Sheriff Joe Arpaio's pardoning received much critical acclaim among President Trump's supporters, today Trump announced at a rally that he will be creating a new regular Friday segment called “The Pardoning Apprentice.” "Folks,...

Scott Pruitt Says Hurricanes Have a Liberal Bias

Scott Pruitt, the EPA administrator, has refused to discuss whether climate change contributes to hurricanes. After Hurricane Irma swept Florida, Pruitt said it is “very, very insensitive” to victims in Florida to discuss climate...

Trump Says He Sold More Hats During Natural Disaster Than Any Other President

President Donald Trump has been criticized for using his visit to hurricane-ravaged Texas to boast about his crowd size and profit from the disaster by selling more of his USA hats. Today President Trump held...

Trump: We Fulfilled Our Pledge to Make David Duke Happy Again

President Donald Trump yesterday used his press conference on infrastructure to double down on his initial claim that both sides were guilty for the weekend violence in Charlottesville. Trump suggested that that counter-protesters were...